BAD BEHAVIOR
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“But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, haughty, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, having no natural affection, not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self-control, fierce, without love of goodness, betrayers, headstrong, puffed up with pride, lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness but proving false to its power; and from these turn away.” - Apostle Paul - (A prophetic warning about the increase in bad behavior) - 2 Tim 3:1-5 - The HOLY SCRIPTURES
Human beings are the only creatures who are able to behave irrationally in the name of reason. – Ashley Montagu
I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde
My uncle was the town drunk—and we lived in Chicago. – George Gobel
“Today is the first day of the rest of your life.” – The Devil to the new arrivals at Hell’s door – Gary Larson – THE FAR SIDE
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. – Mae West
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. – George B. Shaw
I’m extremely concerned that Miley Cyrus thinks it’s cool and naked and licking sledgehammers in her videos. You will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether it’s the music business, or yourself doing the pimping. – Sinead O’Connor
What’s done to children they will do to society. – Dr. Karl Meninger
No change of circumstance can change a defect in character. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
I go back to the kind of movie when a girl says, ‘I love you,’ it’s a declaration, not a demonstration.’ – Bob Hope
“Prison not only rots a man, it preserves him.” – Victor Hugo – THE MAN WHO LAUGHS
Thank you for leaving us alone but for giving us enough attention to boost our egos. – Mick Jagger
Below the naval is neither religion nor truth. – Italian Proverb
“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you can say can and will be used against in court. You have the right to consult with an attorney and have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one can be provided for you, at no cost.” – MIRANDA RIGHTS – (Quoted daily every time an arrest is made in the U.S.A.)
The closest I came to a ménage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. – Rita Rudner
The greatest griefs are the ones we cause ourselves. – Sophocles
“A boy’s best friend is his mother.” – Anthony Perkins (Norman Bates) to Janet Leigh (Marion Crane) – PSYCHO – Robert Bloch (Screenplay)
You’re not drunk if you lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin
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“Woe to those who say that good is bad and bad is good, those who substitute darkness for light, and light for darkness, those who put sweet for bitter and bitter for sweet.” - Prophet Isaiah - Isa. 5:20 - (c. 775 B.C.) - The HOLY SCRIPTURES
Anger is the condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. - Unknown
Most people want to be delivered from temptation, but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orien
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. – Isaac Asimov
Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys. – Fyodor Dostoyevski
As long as the house of the Holy Spirit remains a haven for criminals, the reputation of the church will remain in ruins. – Sinead O’Connor
I’ve never met an interesting person with a foul mouth. – Marilyn Von Savant
The biggest threat to our well-being is the absence of moral clarity and purpose. – Rick Sherman
If you steal an idea, you’re a thief—if you steel many, it’s research. – Anonymous, or maybe the business world’s attitude about plagiarism
Beware of the woman who thinks much of her glory, but little of her reputation. – Victor Hugo
99% of the Lawyers give the rest a bad name. – Larry the Cable Guy
A well-behaved woman rarely makes history. – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler
If you’re gonna do something tonight you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding. – Mohandas Gandhi
We must interpret bad temper as a sign of inferiority. – Alfred Adler
Who are the ‘They’ that have been misleading us? ‘They’ are the materialists who defy the finite sciences. Every ugly headline in today’s newspapers—yesterday’s and tomorrow’s—is somebody’s emotion gone out of whack. Many of today’s youths are unguided missiles destined to inevitably self-destruct. – Paul Harvey
When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better. – Mae West
Only two kinds of people can talk without inhibitions—strangers or lovers. Everything in between is just negotiating. – James Grippano – THE INFORMANT
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“Because sentance against a bad deed has not been executed speedily, the heart of men becomes emboldened to to bad,” - Solomon - Eccl. 8:11 - (The folly of slow justice) - c. 1000 B.C. - The HOLY SCRIPTURES
Some say baseball is our national sport. Not me. It’s gossip. – Erma Bombeck
One of the greater mischiefs that confront us today is the growing DEBASEMENT of the LANGUAGE, on the one hand vulgarized, and civilization on the other, corrupted, with a particular odious academic jargon. This is dangerous. A civilization which loses power over its own language has lost its power over the instrument by which it thinks. Without some power there is neither greatness nor accuracy of thought. – Henry Boston
It has been my experience that folks with no vices have very few virtues. – Abraham Lincoln
The worst thing that can happen to a person is not to die young. The worst thing is to live a long active life, only to be separated eternally from God. – Someone very wise
“Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question now what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” – George Orwell – Conclusion of ANIMAL FARM
Any time you got nothing to do, and lots of time to do it—come on up. – Mae West (to Cary Grant?) – I’M NO ANGEL
Whatever begins in anger ends in shame. – Winston Churchill
I’m not as think as you drunk I am. – Anonymous or AA
‘They’ told us that, if we’d relax, take our clothes off, and not get all uptight about it, that there would be no more sex crimes. So we let it all hang out—and the incidence of rape increased 10% in one year. -- Paul Harvey
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. – George Bernard Shaw
Even toddlers can start learning self-control. “If a child cries and cries for a piece of candy at the grocery store and you give it to her, you have just taught her that crying is an effective way to get what she wants. The next time she wants something, she will cry and whine because that worked last time.” – Dr. Jean M. Twenge – GENERATION ME
I did not have sex with that woman! – Bill Clinton
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas. – Katherine Hepburn
Sex is the thing that takes the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore.
“Your choice is simple—join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.” – Michael Rennie (Gort) to the people of Earth. – THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL - 1950
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“However, whatever comes from the mouth comes from the heart, and those things defile a man. For example, out of the heart comes wicked reasonings, murders, adulteries, sexual immorality, thefts, false testimonies, blasphemies.” - Jesus Christ - Matt. 15: 18,19 - (Writer Matthew) - The HOLY SCRIPTURES
It’s better to give children rules to break rather than no rules at all. - Tipper Gore
The average dog is nicer person than the average person - Andy Rooney
